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Daily Jokes: Doctor Does Morning Rounds with Ward Nurse

Joe Akins
May 05, 2020
11:00 P.M.
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A doctor is making the morning rounds in the ward with a nurse when she makes an astounding discovery.

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During the morning rounds with the ward nurse, the doctor approaches the first bed and notices that the patient is lying half-dead.

Portrait of a shocked male doctor. | Source: Freepik.

Portrait of a shocked male doctor. | Source: Freepik.

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Turning to the nurse, he asked if she had given the patient two tablets of his prescription every eight hours to which the nurse replied,

"Oh No! I gave him eight tablets every two hours."

Approaching the next patient on the following bed, the doctor notices the man is also lying half-dead. He asks the nurse if she had given the patient his prescription of one tablet every twelve hours.

Nurses discussing digital tablet | Photo: Getty Images

Nurses discussing digital tablet | Photo: Getty Images

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Stunned at the doctor's remark, the nurse replied that she had mixed it up and given the patient twelve tablets every hour. Perplexed, the doctor moves to the next bed, and this time, the patient is genuinely deceased without an ounce of life.

Looking at the nurse, the doctor asked if she had pricked his boil. At this point, noting that she had done the wrong thing, the nurse exclaimed, "Oh My Goodness!!"

A mature male doctor talking to a lady in the hospital corridor | Photo: Getty Images

A mature male doctor talking to a lady in the hospital corridor | Photo: Getty Images

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Here is another exciting joke about doctors and solutions. A man approaches his doctor and complains that his wife loses her temper for no reason, and it was beginning to scare him.

Noting the problem, the doctor tells the man that he has a simple solution for that. Excited, the man asks what the solution was, and the doctor explained it to him in detail.

Male GP sits with his male patient. | Photo: Getty Images

Male GP sits with his male patient. | Photo: Getty Images

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The doctor told the man that whenever he noticed his wife was angry, he should get a glass of water and start swishing it in his mouth. He advised him to keep swishing and not swallow it until she leaves the room or calms down.

A couple of weeks later, the man returns looking fresh, and he thanks the doctor for such a brilliant idea as it helped him greatly. He then asks the doctor how the glass of water could solve such a problem.

Doctor giving consultation to patient using digital tablet | Photo: Getty Images

Doctor giving consultation to patient using digital tablet | Photo: Getty Images

Laughing, the doctor tells the man that the glass of water does nothing except to help the man keep his mouth shut, which does the trick. Here's another joke about a doctor.

Sources: Startsat60, Startsat60

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