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Daily Joke: Woman Sees Cowboy with Big Boots in a Bar

Jaimie-lee Prince
May 09, 2020
11:30 A.M.
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Sometimes, people actually want stereotypes to be true. In this instance, a man and a woman went the extra mile to examine the truth one saying.

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One day, a lady entered a bar and noticed a handsome cowboy sitting with his feet propped up on one of the tables. The man wore the biggest boots the woman had ever seen.

The woman asked the cowboy if what they say about men with big feet is true. The cowboy, smiling, answered: "It sure is, little miss. Why don't we go to the bunkhouse and I can prove it to you?"

Lady sits in a bar | Photo: Pixabay

Lady sits in a bar | Photo: Pixabay

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The woman was eager to find out for herself, so she spent the night with the handsome man. The next morning, she took out her wallet and gave him a $100 note from it.

Blushing, the cowboy said: "Why, thank you little lady. I'm most flattered. Nobody ever did pay me for my services before." The woman replied:

"Don't be flattered. Take the money and get yourself some boots that actually fit!"

Man wearing a cowboy hat | Photo: Pixabay

Man wearing a cowboy hat | Photo: Pixabay

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A DOCTOR DOES HIS MORNING ROUNDS

A doctor was making his morning rounds with the ward nurse. They arrived at the first bed where a man lay looking half dead.

"Nurse, did you give this man three tablets every 10 hours?" asked the doctor."

"Oh, no," answered the nurse. "I gave him 10 tablets every three hours!"

They came to the next bed where another patient also looked to be half dead.

"Did you remember to give this one a tablet every seven hours?"

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Female hospital worker | Photo: Pixabay

Female hospital worker | Photo: Pixabay

"Oops! I gave him seven tablets every one hour," the nurse responded. At the next bed, the poor patient is for sure dead. No life appears to be in his eyes or his body.

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"Nurse," asked the doctor. "Did you prick his boil?"

"OH DEAR GOD!" replied the nurse.

WOMAN CALLS HOTEL MANAGER TO COMPLAIN

A man and his wife went to another town to attend a large convention. It was the first time the man took along his partner for the work trip.

When the couple arrived at the hotel the event was taking place, they were quickly shown to their room. They rested their bags down and settled in.

"You rest here while I register," said the man. "I'll be back within an hour." He left the wife to take in her new surroundings.

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A room with a clear sliding door and packed table | Photo: Pixabay

A room with a clear sliding door and packed table | Photo: Pixabay

The wife lay down on the bed just as an elevated train passed extremely close to the window. It shook the room so hard she was thrown onto the floor.

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The woman told herself it must have been a freak occurrence. She got onto the bed once more. Again, a train passed and shook the room so violently, the woman was thrown out of bed.

Now irritated, the woman called the front desk and demanded to speak with the manager. The manager said he'd come right away. When the woman told him what was happening, the manager was skeptical. The wife insisted she was telling the truth.

"Here, just lie down on this bed and you'll be thrown right to the floor!"

A man and a woman lay in bed | Photo: Pixabay

A man and a woman lay in bed | Photo: Pixabay

So the manager lay down next to the woman. Right then, the husband walked in. "What on earth is going on here?" he asked. The manager replied:

"Would you believe I'm waiting for a train?"

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