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Daily Joke: Two Little Boys Go to the Grocery Store

Lois Oladejo
May 28, 2020
05:30 P.M.

A boy and his younger brother walk into a grocery store to make an unusual purchase.

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Two brothers, a 9-year-old and a 4-year-old, both walked into a grocery store. The older boy walks down the row of shelves stocked with commodities and grabs a box of tampons.

A pharmacist giving a drug to a young boy. | Photo: Getty Images

A pharmacist giving a drug to a young boy. | Photo: Getty Images

He carries it over to the register for check-out, and the cashier asks him if he was buying the tampons for his mother.

The 9-year-old shook his head and answered that the tampons were not for his mom. Before he could say anything else, the cashier asked if he was purchasing it for his sister, to which the boy replied,

"Nope, not for my sister either."

Boy observing goods in store| Photo: Getty Images

Boy observing goods in store| Photo: Getty Images

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The cashier was now genuinely curious, so he demanded to know who it was for, if it wasn't for his sister or his mother. The 9-year-old explained that he was buying the tampons for his younger brother.

The 9-year-old boy's answer shocked the cashier, as he'd just revealed that the tampons were for his 4-year-old brother. The cashier could not hide his surprise, "Your four-year-old little brother?" he asked again to be sure of what he heard.

Mixed race boy buying food in restaurant | Photo: Getty Images

Mixed race boy buying food in restaurant | Photo: Getty Images

Getting bored of the cashier's inquiries, the 9-year-old explained that he was buying the tampons for his younger brother because he'd seen on TV that if you wore a tampon, you would be able to swim or ride a bike — two of the things he alleged that his little brother could not do.

Do you think the cashier sold him the tampons?

Two boys play near a pond | Photo: Pixabay

Two boys play near a pond | Photo: Pixabay

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Two married friends are out drinking one night, one looks at the other and reveals that after his careful attempts to remain quiet, his wife still yells at him for staying out late.

He tells his friend that he often turns off his headlights before approaching his driveway, takes his shoes off before going in the house, and sneaks upstairs stealthily to go undress in the bathroom.

Two friends drinking together in a traditional British pub. | Photo: Getty Images

Two friends drinking together in a traditional British pub. | Photo: Getty Images

His friend turns to him and tells him he has been taking the wrong approach the whole time. He explained that rather than sneaking in, he makes a lot of noise, slamming doors and storming up the stairs.

On getting to the room, he says he would simply rub his wife's behind and tell her, "let's do it!"

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Source: Totalhumour

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