Daily Joke: Young Man Asks His Mother for Love Advice
An excited young man believed he just met the woman of his dreams and decided to call his beloved mother for advice on what to do to win her love and affection.
After meeting the love of his life, a young man called up his mother and asked her to advise him on what he must do to secure the woman's love and affection.
The lovestruck man's mother had an idea and suggested that he should send the woman a beautiful bouquet. She also said that he should invite the woman to his apartment for a home-cooked meal.
The man thought his mother's suggestion was a good one and did just as she said. A week after that, the woman arrived at his house for dinner.
The following day, the man's mother called him to find out how dinner went. To her surprise, her son said that he was humiliated on the dinner night. When she asked why he said so, he explained to his mother by replying:
"She insisted on washing the dishes."
"We hadn't started eating yet."
A man invited some of his friends over to his apartment one night so that he could show off the lofty apartment. Leading the way, the man took the friend to his bedroom where a big brass gong was.
The friend wondered what the gong was for and asked the man, who replied, saying that it was a talking clock. Surprised at this knowledge, the friend wondered how it worked.
The man asked his friend to watch and grabbed a hammer, which he used to whack the gong so hard enough to shatter the ears. He then dropped the hammer, stepped back and waited.
Immediately after hiting the gong hard, a voice was heard on the other side of the wall, screaming, "Hey, you jerk! It's three in the morning!"
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