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Daily Joke: Tree Friends Were Talking about Affairs

Lois Oladejo
Jun 24, 2020
12:30 A.M.

Three friends all decided to hang out in a bar, and they all mentioned that their wives were unfaithful to them during their time there.

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Jim and his two friends all met at their favorite spot, and as they sipped on their orders, each man shared his marital problems.

The first stated that his wife is cheating on him with an electrician. His story was backed up with claims of finding some wire cutters, which didn't belong to him, under his marital bed.

A busy bar. | Photo: Pexels

A busy bar. | Photo: Pexels

The second friend announced that his wife's other partner was a plumber because he saw some plumbing tools under his bed.

Jim then gave a long sigh as his friends waited for him to talk about his wife's affair. When he finally spoke, he maintained that his woman's extramarital case is with a horse.

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His two friends looked at him with a shocking stare, unable to conceal their disbelief. This did not stop Jim, who continued to explain his concerns. He said:

"No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

People clinking beer glasses. | Photo: Pexels

People clinking beer glasses. | Photo: Pexels

Here's a second joke that will undoubtedly make you howl with laughter. Like the first, it involves two men.

These men were workers at a sawmill. One of them got engrossed in his work and leaned very close to the machine.

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Unfortunately, the saw cut one of his ears off. The ear soon joined the processed wood in the sawdust pit, and the worker quickly jumped in to search for his ear.

His other friend seemed puzzled, and asked him why he was in the pit, he immediately yelled back an explanation, stating that he was searching for his missing ear.

The second guy offered to help, so he jumped into the pit and began looking for the ear. After some time, he found it and proudly motioned to his friend to take the ear. The first worker collected it, examined it, and replied:

"Keep looking, mine had a pencil behind it."

Read another funny joke here.

Source: Startsat60

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