Daily Joke: Little Boy Wanted to Visit the Zoo
The zoo is one of children's favorite places. There's nothing like the sight of different live animals to spark the curiosity of young minds.
In this hilarious story, a little boy named Johnny finally convinced his busy parents to take him to the zoo. He has been pestering them for days.
His mother, who was not a fan of zoos, talked his father into taking him. His father, who also would rather spend his time elsewhere, reluctantly obliged.
When the day arrived for their trip to the zoo, little Johnny was overwhelmed by excitement. He could not wait to see his favorite animals, which include monkeys.
When they arrived home, his mother asked them how their day at the zoo went. The little boy replied, "Great."
His mother then asked if he and his father had a good time. To this, Johnny replied, "Yeah, Daddy really liked it, too. Especially when one of the animals came at 30 to 1!"
What a funny twist! If you had a good laugh, here's another side-splitting joke about a curious, innocent little boy.
While in a moment of bonding, the boy told his father he has found a bride for himself. The surprised and amused father asked who he was referring to.
The little boy then said that he wanted to marry his grandmother. Holding in the urge to laugh, the father asked why his son wanted to marry his grandmother.
The boy replied that he loves his grandmother and that she loves him too. She is also the best cook and storyteller in the whole world, he said.
The father did not want to dampen his son's spirit, but he knew he had to clear things up. The boy could not go on thinking he could marry a close relative.
The father explained that he could not marry his grandmother because she is his father's mother. Then came the boy's hilarious reply: "Why not? You married mine!"
Indeed, children could be difficult to reason with. This father truly has his hands full with this smart child.