Daily Joke: A Kangaroo Kept Escaping from the Zoo
A kangaroo kept escaping from the zoo. In response, the zoo officials kept raising the fence of the kangaroo's enclosure instead of locking the gate, which they usually forgot to close at night.
A stubborn kangaroo kept escaping from his enclosure at the zoo, and this left the zoo officials concerned about the kangaroo.
Knowing that the kangaroo could hop really high, the officials put up a ten-meter fence. Surprisingly, the kangaroo was out again by the next morning, and he was found roaming about the zoo.
As a way to prevent the kangaroo from getting out again, the officials put up a higher fence — this time, a twenty-meter fence.
This was, however, not able to stop the kangaroo as he got out yet again. This caused the officials to raise the fence forty meters high.
Shortly after the forty meters fence was put up, a camel in the enclosure next to the kangaroo asked how high he think they're willing to go. The kangaroo then replied to the camel by saying:
"About a thousand meters, unless somebody starts locking the gate at night."
Enjoyed that joke? Here's another hilarious one about a business that wanted to employ an office help.
The business put up a sign by the window that read, "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, have computer skills, and be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."
A dog who saw the sign by the window went inside and walked up to the receptionist. The dog looked at the receptionist, wagged his tail then walked over to the sign.
With an idea of what the dog was implying, the receptionist got the office manager who was surprised to see the dog. However, seeing the determination on his face, the manager led the dog into the office, and they both sat to discuss.
The manager said to the dog, "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type". In response, the dog jumped down from his chair and went to the typewriter, where he typed out a perfect letter.
He took the letter and handed it to the manager before jumping right back on his chair. Surprised about the dog's typing skills, the manager then said, "The sign also says you have to be good with a computer."
Once again, the dog went to the computer, where he entered and executed a spreadsheet that worked perfectly the first time.
By this time, the manager was completely dumbfounded, but he looked at the dog and told the dog he still could not give him the job.
The smart dog jumped down from his chair and went over to a copy of the sign where he placed his paw on the sentence the manager wrote about being an Equal Opportunity Employer.
The manager admitted that he wrote that but reminded the dog that the sign also stated that he must be bilingual. The dog looked at that manager, and calmly responded, saying, "Meow."
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