Daily Joke: A Lawyer’s Dog Is Running Around Unleashed
A lawyer's dog gets into trouble with a butcher while running around without a leash around its neck.
A lawyer's dog is having a great time running around the neighborhood unleashed — it heads directly to the butcher shop and pilfers a roast.
The butcher heads over to the lawyer's office and asks: "If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?"
The lawyer replies, "Absolutely," and the butcher informs him that he owes him $8.50 because his unleashed dog just stole a roast from his shop. Speechless, the lawyer, goes on to write the butcher a check for the damages.
A few days later, the butcher checks his mailbox and discovers an envelope from the lawyer. Inside the envelope is an invoice that read: "$20 due for a consultation."
Here's another interesting joke: A blonde woman suffering from sharp pains in her side decides to head over to a clinic for a check-up.
The doctor on duty examines her, then diagnoses her with acute appendicitis. The blonde then says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
Here's another interesting joke: A cat dies and wakes up at the gates of heaven. God himself meets the cat at the entrance and tells him that he could have anything he desired because he had been a good cat while he was alive.
The cat answered lamenting about how he'd lived his mortal life with a low-income family and had slept on hardwood floors. The words were hardly out of the cat's mouth when a fluffy pillow appeared.
Some days later, six mice meet their demise and go to heaven. Like the cat, they encounter God at the gate, and he made them the same offer he made the cat.
The mice replied: "All our lives we've had to run. Cats, dogs, and even women with brooms have chased us. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore."
Immediately, each mouse received a nice pair of roller skates. A week passes, and God decides to check on the cat to see how he was doing.
When he arrives, the cat is fast asleep on the fluffy pillow he got from God. God gently wakes him and asks how things had been and if he was happy in heaven.
The cat replies that he'd never been happier in all his life. He also added that the "Meals on Wheels" God had been sending were the best!
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