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Daily Joke: A Young Lady Was at a Coffee Shop

Rebelander Basilan
Aug 09, 2020
12:00 A.M.
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One day, a young woman decided to go to a coffee shop. Her friends were also there and she talked to them about her ideal man.

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"The man I am going to marry has to be a shining light amongst company," she said. "He has to be musical."

The woman added that the man must tell jokes constantly and that he always needs to sing and entertain her. Lastly, according to her, the man needs to remain at home around evening time.

A woman in a coffee shop. | Photo: Pexels

A woman in a coffee shop. | Photo: Pexels

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An older woman who was sitting behind her overheard the discussion. She turned around and told the young woman: "Honey, if that is all you want, just get a television!"

Want to laugh some more? Read the second story below.

A smiling old woman in the coffee shop. | Photo: Pexels

A smiling old woman in the coffee shop. | Photo: Pexels

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A husband and wife were making the most of their morning espresso when their beloved dog came inside, carrying the newspaper in its mouth.

The wife grinned affectionately at the dog. "We have such a smart dog," she told her husband. "He brings in the daily newspapers each morning."

Couple drinking coffee. | Photo: Pexels

Couple drinking coffee. | Photo: Pexels

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Her husband shrugged and then told his wife that many dogs could do it. To which the wife responded: "But sweetheart, we have never subscribed to any papers!"

LOL. Here's another story that will definitely complete your day.

A dog on the floor. | Photo: Pexels

A dog on the floor. | Photo: Pexels

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A

young couple

were putting on weight, so one day they chose to go on a diet. They had exclusive recipes for every meal of the day.

They adhered to the rules eagerly, sharing the completed recipe in half for their individual portions. Both of them felt fantastic and thought the eating routine was great.

Woman hugging her man in the kitchen. | Photo: Pexels

Woman hugging her man in the kitchen. | Photo: Pexels

They had never felt significantly better, nor did they ever feel hungry. As time advanced, the husband and wife realized that they were actually gaining weight and not losing it.

The couple later concluded that they should check the detail of the recipes once again. It was then that they found out their big mistake. There, in little print, they saw: "Serves 6."

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