Daily Joke: A Man Was Surrounded by Pretty Women on the Beach
Pretty women surrounded a young man on the beach, and other men were jealous of the attention he was getting.
A handsome young man is on the beach, and several women began to flock around him. This aroused jealousy in other men, and one decided to approach him.
The second man approached the first man and asked what his secret was as he had noticed that the women on the beach were moving towards him.
Eager to help the man, the first man told him to get a potato and stick it into his pants. By sticking the potato into his pants, he was sure the women were going to run after him.
The second man was grateful for this advice and ran to get a potato. In a flash, he located a potato and stuffed it into his pants.
On returning to where the women were, he noticed that instead of them being attracted to him, most of them screamed and ran away from him as they were terrified.
Confused at this turn of event, he locates the first man and laments to him, asking: “Why are all the girls running away from me?”
The first man looks up at him and tries to hold his laughter as he notices what the second man had done. Whispering to him, he said: “I meant put it down the front of your pants…”
Here is another hilarious joke. A little girl came back from school, looking all moody and grumpy. Her concerned mother noticed her mood and decided to ask her what had happened.
After the little girl had settled down, the mother asked why she was looking all grumpy as it was unusual for her to be that way.
The little girl said to her mother: “Today in school, I was punished for something that I didn’t do.” Shocked at the revelation, the mother exclaimed that it was wrong, and she was going to have a talk with the little girl’s teacher.
In order to have a solid base to defend her daughter, the woman asked what it was that the little girl did not do that warranted her unfair punishment. The little replied to her mother, saying: “My Homework.”