Daily Joke: A State Trooper Pulled an 87-Year-Old Woman over for Speeding

Joe Akins
Aug 13, 2020
12:30 P.M.

Laughter is usually the best medicine. Just like an apple, it helps keep the doctor away. Here is a hilarious and an intriguing read about an 87-year-old woman who got stopped by a state trooper for speeding.


It is important to maintain a healthy mind especially now that the world seems to be going through a health crisis such as the novel coronavirus.

This has claimed the lives of several people, and has scarred some families that have to deal with the loss of a loved one.

A woman laughing on the subway. | Photo: Flickr

A woman laughing on the subway. | Photo: Flickr

Thankfully, the internet has provided avenues to help cool off some steam, and reading funny posts, is one of them.This joke centers on the conversation between a law enforcement officer and an old woman.

A State trooper noticed a speeding vehicle from afar, and was quick to pull it over. When he walked up to the stopped car, the man was surprised to see an 87-year-old woman behind the steering.

A police car with sirens on. | Source: Pexels

A police car with sirens on. | Source: Pexels

He asked to see her license. After careful inspection of the license, the officer discovered a concealed weapon permit attached to it.

The man looked at the woman and asked her if she had a gun in her car. Without wasting time, the elderly woman looked at him and nodded before adding:

"I have a 45 automatic in the glove box."


The state trooper wanted to know if she had another weapon. The driver admitted that she had a "9mm Glock" in her possession.

Feeling a bit unsatisfied, the officer pressed further, and the woman explained that she had a "38 special" in her handbag. Shocked by her response, the man hurriedly blurted :"What are you afraid of?". Her response was:

"Not a thing."

While the previous joke was all shades of funny, check out how mind blowing the next one sounds! After a hard day's work at the office, a lawyer decided to hit the bar for a martini.

Inside the bar, he met an unpleasant looking elderly drunk. The drunk kept on rolling and observing something in his hand. He later said:


"Well, it looks plastic, but it feels like rubber."

The attorney offered to take a look. He observed the thing with his eyes, smelled and licked it, and finally agreed with the old drunk's conclusion. This appeared intriguing to the lawyer who asked the old fellow where he got the substance from. The man replied:

"Out of my nose!"

For more interesting jokes, click here.

Please fill in your e-mail so we can share with you our top stories!
By subscribing, you agree to our Privacy Policy
Related posts

'My Hands Be Really Trembling': I Woke up to My Boss Standing at the Foot of My Bed

March 14, 2024

5 Karma Stories That Will Make You Think Twice before Acting

April 29, 2024

Country Singer Chris Young Arrested in Midtown Nashville after ‘Hostile’ Incident

January 23, 2024

Boy, 10, Gets Arrested and Held in Jail over a Mind-Blowing Reason – His Mom Sues the Police for $2 Million

March 01, 2024

80-Year-Old Robert de Niro's Martial Artist Girlfriend, 45, Stuns in Tailored White Dress in Pics, Sparking Reactions

April 12, 2024

I Took My Son to the Hospital after Accident and Found Out He Wasn't Really My Son – Story of the Day

January 31, 2024

Rich Man Mocks Poor Heavy Woman on the Plane until He Hears Captain's Voice Speaking to Her — Story of the Day

April 16, 2024

This TV Star Gave Her Spouse 24 Hours to Fulfill What She Asked For – He Failed & She Divorced Him ASAP

March 14, 2024

I Woke up in Bed with the Man I Would Most Hate to Be With – Story of the Day

February 05, 2024

I Woke up in Bed with the Man I Would Most Hate to Be With – Story of the Day

February 01, 2024

Doctor Said I'm Pregnant but I Have Not Slept with a Man for 6 Years

May 03, 2024

Street Thief Captured my Heart – Story of the Day

April 15, 2024

Two Little Sisters Go Missing after Last Seen in Pajamas in Their Home at 11 p.m.

January 26, 2024

Wife Sees Pretty Girl Handing Her Husband a Note ‘Thanks for Last Night' – Story of the Day

March 29, 2024