Daily Joke: An Elderly Man Visits the Hospital for His Physical

An older man visited the hospital for a physical checkup. He then told his doctor about how God helps him put the light on and off when he visits the bathroom in the night. It was, however, later discovered that the man had been peeing somewhere else.

An aged man named Larry went to the hospital for a physical checkup. All of his test results came out fine, and the doctor shared the good news with his patient.

The doctor then asked Larry about his mental, emotional, and spiritual well being. In response, the older man stated that he has a close relationship with God.

Portrait of a shocked male doctor. | Photo: Freepik.

Portrait of a shocked male doctor. | Photo: Freepik.

Larry explained that God knew he had poor eyesight, so he helps him in the middle of the night when he gets up to go to the bathroom.

He noted that whenever he went to the bathroom, the light came on, and as soon as he was done, the light went back off. This revelation astonished the doctor.

Photo of a doctor with his male patient. | Photo: Getty Images

Photo of a doctor with his male patient. | Photo: Getty Images

Later in the day, the doctor put a call through to Larry's wife called Bonnie. He told her that her husband's test results came out fine. 

He then spoke about Larry's relationship with God and asked if it was true that the light went on and off in the bathroom. Bonnie replied: "Oh, sweet Jesus 'He's peeing in the refrigerator again.'"

A nurse attending to an older man in the hospital. | Photo: Shutterstock

A nurse attending to an older man in the hospital. | Photo: Shutterstock

Enjoyed that joke? Here's another good one about an atheist that spent his day fishing. Suddenly, the Loch Ness monster attacked his boat.

In one easy flip, the beast tossed the atheist and his boat into the air. The creature then opened its mouth to swallow both. Right before he was swallowed, the man cried out and asked God to help him.

A man at a lake, attempting to fish | Photo: Pixabay

A man at a lake, attempting to fish | Photo: Pixabay

Almost immediately, the attack scene froze, and the atheist hung in mid-air. A voice believed to be God's then came down from the clouds and asked the man why he was calling God if he didn't believe in his existence.

The man replied: "Come on, God, give me a break!. Two minutes ago, I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!

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