Daily Joke: A Duck Walks into a Convenience Store

The first of these two jokes we choose for you from “Stars at 60” has a very unusual protagonist that was not going to give up on his quest to find his favorite fruit at the only convenience store he knew.

There was once a duck that walked into a convenience store to ask the clerk in charge upon seeing him if he had any grapes available for purchasing, to which the worker answered negatively. Upon hearing this, the duck left.

The following day, the duck showed up at the convenience store once again, asking the same question he asked the day before (“Do you have any grapes?”), with the clerk answering negatively for a second time.

The duck returned to the convenience store the next day, with the same results as the two previous opportunities, but the insisting bird didn’t give up, and it kept coming back day after day to ask for grapes, to no avail.

One day, after going through the same routine at the convenience store, the worker yelled at the duck, threatening the duck with nailing its feet to the floor if it ever returned asking for grapes, after which the duck left.

But to the clerk’s big surprise, the duck showed up the next day as if nothing had happened, only that this time he made a different question when he faced the worker.

“Do you have any nails?” the duck asked the impatient clerk, to which the latter also replied, “No,” to which the duck followed with, “Good!” asking once again, “Got any grapes?”

ANNUAL MEDICAL EXAMINATION

An elderly married couple had their annual medical examination scheduled for the same day, ahead of a vacation trip the husband and wife were planning together that year.

After the examination, the doctor went on to tell the old man, “You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?”

“In fact, I do,” the old man said. “After I make love to my wife the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty. And then, after I make love to my wife the second time, I am usually cold and chilly,” the old patient continued.

“This is very interesting. Let me do some research and get back to you,” said the doctor upon hearing this, and he proceeded to examined the old man’s wife. “Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?” the doctor asked the old woman.

After the woman said that she had nothing to discuss, the doctor told the woman about her husband’s unusual concern. “He claimed that he is usually hot and sweaty after having intercourse the first time with you, and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why this is?” the doctor asked the woman.

“Oh, that old buzzard!” That’s because the first time is usually in December and the second time is usually in July,” the wife replied.

And if you are still in need for another joke to help you go through another day and to share with your friends and loved ones, click here to read this one about a sailor and a pirate that were talking about their adventures.