Daily Joke: Man Decides to Buy His Wife a Diamond Ring
A man decided to buy his wife a huge, beautiful diamond ring in celebration of her birthday; however, things were not as they seemed.
A man whose wife was celebrating her birthday decided to buy her a fabulous diamond ring. News of the romantic gesture spread like wildfire, and after his friend heard about it, he decided to speak to him about it. He said:
"I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles?"
The man felt pleased as he told his friend that the vehicle had been her initial request. His friend then asked why he didn't grant her the request. He replied:
"Where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"
Here is another joke: One day, Fred, a single 32-year-old man, was asked by his friend why he was unmarried. His friend wanted to know if it was because he could not find a good woman.
However, Fred answered, saying he had come across many women he desired to tie the knot with; however, each time he took her home, his mother would express her disapproval.
His friend mulled over what he said for a moment then provided what he thought was a perfect solution. He said, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."
They separated, and a couple of months later, they met again, and his friend wanted to know if he found the perfect girl and if his mother liked her.
Fred frowned as he answered his friend—he told him that he had found a perfect girl very much like his mother and that she did like her.
Noticing the frown, his friend asked what put a frown on his face, and Fred revealed that even though his mother had liked the girl he brought to her, his father had not.
Here is another joke: A mother decided that she would get her adolescent daughter Cathy a "practical" gift for her birthday. She suggested opening a savings account for the girl, and as expected, the child was pleased.
When they arrived at the bank, the mother tells her to fill out the application since it was to be her account. Cathy was doing OK until she reached the slot asking for the "Name of your former bank."
She thought about it, hesitated, gave her mother an unsure glance at her mother, then wrote: "Piggy." For more similar interesting jokes, click here.