Daily Joke: A Man Wanted to Take His Dog on a Trip
A man who had a pet dear to him wanted to go on a road trip with his dog but was unsure if the dog would be a welcome party, so he decided to send a letter.
Every pet parent would relish the chance of going on a fun adventure or good road trip with their furry friend. A pet owner wanted to go on a road trip with his fur baby for a weekend getaway. But he had one problem with the whole arrangement.
The hotels he had planned on staying at did not indicate if they were pet friendly or not, leaving him confused about whether to bring his dog along. Then, he came up with a brilliant idea. He decided to write a letter to the hotel.
In the letter, the man described his dog as well-groomed and well behaved and noted that he would love to bring the dog along and asked for their permission to do so.
Shortly after his letter, he got an immediate reply from the owner of the hotel. The response of the owner must have left the man in further confusion.
In the letter, the owner said that he had been operating the hotel for many years and has not had dogs steal towels, bedclothes, pictures, or silverware.
The hotel owner further said that he had never had to evict a dog from the room in the middle of the night for being drunk or disorderly, unlike most humans who had been to the hotel.
In conclusion, he said that he had never had a dog run out on a hotel bill, so dogs are very much welcomed in his hotel, but if his dog would vouch for him, he is also welcomed to stay. Clearly, it is humans the owner has problems with, not dogs.
Here's another joke about a silly duck that decided to mess with a worker at a convenience store by asking for grapes continuously for different days despite being told that it was unavailable.
On the first day, the duck walked into the convenience store and asked, "do you have any grapes?" the worker said no, and the duck left.
On the second day, the duck returned and asked, "do you have any grapes?" the worker gave the duck a similar response of no, and the duck left.
On the third day, the duck continued his routine of asking for grapes, but this time, the worker was having none of it. The worker screamed at the duck and threatened to nail his feet to the wall if he returned, asking for grapes.
On the fourth day, the duck returned to the store, but this time around, it asked, "do you have any nails?" the worker replied no, and the duck replied, "Good! Got any grapes?"
Read another interesting joke here.