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Daily Joke: Woman Was Cranky Because Her Husband Came Home Late Again & Left Him a Note

Cathrine Mabvudza
Jan 31, 2021
09:30 P.M.

Janine finally had enough of her husband always coming home late without explanation. She was infuriated and decided to leave him a daunting note.

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Michael was late again and Janine was cranky, vowing to herself that she would figure a way to make him pay, so she wrote him an angry note declaring that she was leaving him and left it on the dresser.

As Michael drove into the parking garage, Janine rushed upstairs, into their bedroom, and hid under their king-size bed. As Michael made his way into the house, she waited, quiet as a mouse, for him to make his way upstairs.

Woman in mustard top fuming with anger. | Source: Shutterstock

Woman in mustard top fuming with anger. | Source: Shutterstock

Seeing no reason to rush himself, Michael moved at a snail's pace as he walked in the house, threw his briefcase on the dining table, and rummaged through the refrigerator for something to drink.

All the while, Janine could hear him in the kitchen and rolled her eyes impatiently. After what seemed like a lifetime for the cramped woman, Michael finally walked upstairs and to the bedroom.

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Michael walked right up to the dresser and picked up the note. Janine smiled as she watched him read it. With a smirk on his face, he wrote something on the note, picked up the phone, dialed, and said:

"She finally left. I'm coming over, put on your sexy lingerie, and we'll do all the naughty things you like. I love you."

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As soon as he hung up, Michael grabbed his keys, excitedly dashed out of the house, and drove off. Janine was crushed and began to cry as she pulled herself back up and picked up the note.

"I can see your feet. There's no bread. See you in ten minutes."

Another irritated wife was fed up with her lazy husband who sat in front of the air-conditioner all day while she was out mowing the lawn in the hot sun. He even dared to ask what she'd be preparing for dinner later.

"Are you kidding me? Just pretend I'm out of town and figure out dinner by yourself."

The man was flabbergasted, but alas, he had to do it, or he'd starve, so he got to work in the kitchen and fixed a huge tasty pepper steak and roast potatoes, complete with garlic bread and a side of fresh vegetables.

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After the hard day of work, the woman walked back into the house in time for dinner and asked where her share of food was. The man was confused and responded:

"I thought you were out of town."

If you liked these jokes, check out this one about a married couple who decided to see a therapist to help solve their marital problems.

Sources: Reddit, Startsat60.

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