February 23, 2021
John ran out of petrol while traveling on a highway. Fortunately for him, a bee showed up and promised to help. True to his words, the bee helped.
John was driving on a highway when he suddenly ran out of petrol. Still sitting in the driver's corner, he thought about what to do next.
While thinking of his next step, a buzzing bee flew through his car window. Seeing the worried look on John's face, the bee asked to know what was wrong.
John looked at the insect and explained that he had run out of petrol. The bee was touched by the story and offered to help if he could wait. John agreed.
The bee then flew away and returned shortly after with a swarm of bees which flew to the petrol tank and seemed ready to help John.
Confused about what was happening, John remained in the car. He observed the swarm of busy bees from his rearview mirror.
About 20 minutes later, the swarm of bees flew off. The first one, however, stayed behind. The bee flew to John through the window and asked him to try the car.
John turned the ignition key, and much to his surprise, the car came to life. He turned to the bee asking what they put in the petrol tank. The excited bee said:
"BP, of course."
Enjoyed that joke? Here's another joke about a man who was pulled over for speeding. When the policeman walked up to him, the man asked to know if there was a problem.
The cop explained to the man that he had been speeding and asked to see his license. But the driver said he didn't have one.
The man further explained that he lost the license four times to drunk driving. Shocked by this revelation, the policeman asked the man for his vehicle registration papers.
Once again, the driver said he didn't have vehicle registration papers, and the policeman asked why not. Surprisingly, the man admitted to stealing the car.
The man added that after stealing the car, he took care of the owner. By now, the police officer was getting angry and scared, so he called for backup.
A few minutes later, about five police vehicles showed up and surrounded the car. They then walked up to the car and asked the man to step down.
An officer explained that a cop told him the car was stolen and that the man had killed the owner. For this, he asked the man to open his boot.
The man opened the boot, but nothing was inside. The officer asked the man again if the car belongs to him, and he replied affirmatively while handing over his vehicle papers.
Confused, the policeman further asked for his driver's license, and the man gave him. After inspecting the permit, the man concluded his officer must have gotten things wrong.
He explained to the driver, stating that a cop told him he stole the car, murdered the owner, and didn't have a license. Angrily, the man replied:
"I bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!"
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