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Daily Joke: A Blonde Goes Job-Hunting at the Police Department

Joe Akins
By Joe Akins
Mar 08, 2021
03:40 A.M.

A blonde who was looking for a job walked into a Police department for an interview and left with an unusual task at hand.

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One day, a blonde walked into a police department looking to get hired for a job. The officer decided to ask her a couple of questions to see if she would be fit for any roles in the department.

He began with an easy question and asked her what 2 + 2 is. Surprised at how easy the question was, the blonde confidently answered the question with a resounding 4.

 A police car patrolling the city with its flashing lights on. | Photo: Pixabay

A police car patrolling the city with its flashing lights on. | Photo: Pixabay

The officer then asked the blond for the square root of 100, and she answered with a resounding 10. The officer applauded her quickness and asked another question, this one very much unlike the others.

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The next question the officer posed was for the blonde to tell him who killed Abraham Lincoln. Unfortunately, she did not know the answer to this question and honestly told him so.

The back of a police officer in uniform. | Photo: Pixabay.

The back of a police officer in uniform. | Photo: Pixabay.

The officer told her not to worry and encouraged her to go home and think about it. The blonde returned home and excitedly called one of her friends and said:

"Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"

A blonde in a jeans jacket . | Photo: Pexels

A blonde in a jeans jacket . | Photo: Pexels

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Here is another joke about a silly blonde and her encounter with the police. One evening, a blonde returned home from work and was shocked by what she found.

The whole apartment had been ransacked and burglarized. The whole place looked chaotic as everything had been turned over when the burglars were searching for things to steal.

A police car with sirens on. | Photo: Pexels

A police car with sirens on. | Photo: Pexels

The blonde immediately called the police and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and luckily, a K9 unit was patrolling nearby. They were able to respond quickly.

On getting to the house with his dog on a leash, the K-9 officer was surprised by what the distraught homeowner did. She shuddered when she saw him and his dog and then defeatedly sat down on her front porch.

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A police officer looking at the cars. | Photo: Pexels

A police officer looking at the cars. | Photo: Pexels

''I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!'' Click here to read about a woman who heard a knock at her door and received terrible news.

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