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Daily Joke: A Man Sticks His Head into a Barber Shop

Gracious Egedegbe
Mar 17, 2021
10:50 A.M.

A man kept popping into a barber shop asking for when the barber would be available to cut his hair. He did this for a few days until the barber wanted to know what he was up to.

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A man walked by, quickly popped his head into a barber shop, asking when he would be able to cut his hair. The barber did a survey of slots available and told him it would take two hours.

The man left, only to return the next day wanting to know when he could cut his hair. The barber did a survey again, and this time there were many customers waiting in line.

A close-up photo of a hairstylist cutting a man's hair. | Photo: Getty Images

A close-up photo of a hairstylist cutting a man's hair. | Photo: Getty Images

He informed the guy that it would take three hours before his turn. Once again, the man left. The same guy went back the third time, asking the barber the same question, and was told it would take an hour and a half. He then left as he always did.

At this point, the barber was quite puzzled and wanted to know what was up. He beckoned to one of his friends, Bill, and asked him to check out the man.

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Bill left and came back after a while, unable to control his laughter. The barber asked Bill what was up and where the man went. Bill answered:

"Your house!"

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Here's another joke about a barber who tried intriguing his customer. He whispered to the customer, telling him the kid nearby was the dumbest kid in the world.

Willing to prove it, he called the kid over and presented him with a dollar coin and ten cents. He asked the little boy to pick the one he wanted. The child picked the ten cents and left.

The barber addressed his customer, stating that the kid never learns. After a while, the customer came across the little boy coming out of an ice-cream shop and asked him why he chose the ten cents. The boy replied:

"Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!"

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Another barber had quite a moment with his customer who wanted a strange haircut. Getting to the barber's shop, the customer made it known that he wanted the bottom part of his hair shaved off completely.

He asked for a few circles above it, splint bit, a number 2 on one side and the number 3 on the other, while the top part would be messy. At this point, the barber was confused and let the customer know he could not cut the hairstyle. The man replied angrily:

"Well, you'd think, but that's what you did to me last time!"

Enjoyed these jokes? To read another joke about a man that had 12 bottles of whiskey, click here.

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