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Daily Joke: Two Men Meet a Genie at a Bar

Rebelander Basilan
Apr 06, 2021
01:40 A.M.

Harry got bored and ended up going to a bar to drink beer one night. A short while later, Alex sat beside him. From his bag, Harry pulled a tiny man and a tiny piano out.

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Immediately after Harry sat the tiny man on the counter, he started playing the piano. Alex asked him where he had found the little guy. Harry replied that he got him from the genie in the men's bathroom.

So Alex rushed into the men's bathroom, and sure enough, there was that genie Harry was telling him about. Alex then heard the genie's voice, saying: "Hi, I can grant you only one wish!"

Man drinking at the bar. | Photo: Pexels

Man drinking at the bar. | Photo: Pexels

When Alex heard the offer, he immediately informed the genie that he wished for a million bucks. This lead to a million ducks being created by the genie. A confused Alex stared at the genie.

He returned to Harry and said that he believes the genie was a bit deaf because he asked for a million bucks, only to get a million ducks. Harry replied: "Did you really think I wished for a 12-inch pianist?"

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Man holding a wine glass. | Photo: Pexels

Man holding a wine glass. | Photo: Pexels

12 SHOTS

A man walked into a bar and ordered 12 shots of the most expensive whiskey. The bartender lined 12 shot glasses and filled them straight up. The man quickly downed all 12 at once and asked for 12 more.

Although the bartender seemed a little confused, he refilled 12 more shots. It wasn't long before the man was downing all those 12 shots and telling the bartender he wanted to do it again.

Man sitting beside the table with wine glass. | Photo: Pexels

Man sitting beside the table with wine glass. | Photo: Pexels

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Clearly stressed, the bartender filled up another 12 shots and lined them up in a row on the bar. As the man downed all 12 shots, he asked for more. The bartender told him that he should slow down.

Then the man told the bartender if he had what he had, he'd drink that fast too. The bartender asked the man softly what he had, and the man replied that he only had a dollar.

A bartender holding the bottle and drinking glass. | Photo: Pexels

A bartender holding the bottle and drinking glass. | Photo: Pexels

FIVE MEN AT A BAR

A group of five men walked into a bar, and one of them ordered a round of drinks for him and his friends. The men raised their glasses for a toast, "To 51 days!" They then enjoyed their drink.

One of the men asked the bartender to serve them another drink. Again they toasted, "To 51 days!" and they drink. After the third round, the bartender inquired as to what the toast meant.

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The bartender's question was laughed at by the men. One of them replied that they just finished a jigsaw puzzle that said "two or four years" on the box but that they completed it in 51 days.

Sources: Reddit and Up Joke

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