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Daily Joke: Three Bats Go on a Race

Stephen Thompson
Apr 03, 2021
01:10 A.M.
Three bats had to embark on a race to see who would return with the highest quantity of blood in a certain amount of time. After the competition, they were judged, and the reply given by the third bat got everyone laughing.
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Three bats decided to enter a racing competition. The winner was to be determined by who had the most blood in a certain amount of time. After the race had ended, they were to be judged.

The judge went to the first bat and asked him where the blood on his legs came from. The first bat said, “You see that tree over there? Behind it, there’s a mall and that’s where I got my blood from.”

A picture of a bat lying on a rock | Photo: Pexels

A picture of a bat lying on a rock | Photo: Pexels

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The judge went on to the second bat and noticed it had more blood. Amazed, he asked again, “Where did the blood come from”? The second bat replied that just like the first bat, it was also related to the mall.

However, he didn't get his at the mall but at a part just directly behind the mall. Again, the judge moved to the third bat which was drenched in blood.

A bat in the woods hanging upside down | Photo: pexels

A bat in the woods hanging upside down | Photo: pexels

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The third bat was asked the same question the first two bats were asked; where did he get the blood from? The third bat answered, “You see that tree over there?”

The judge nods, he has most certainly seen the tree, “Well, I didn’t,” the third bat said. This concluded the discussion as everyone burst out in laughter.

An upside-down bat in the woods | Photo: Pexels

An upside-down bat in the woods | Photo: Pexels

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Here is another joke about a police officer who pulled over a car. A police officer saw a man suspiciously driving around a truck filled with penguins.

He pulled him over and said, “You can’t drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately.” The young man agreed and drove away.

A policewoman controlling traffic on a busy road | Photo: Getty Images

A policewoman controlling traffic on a busy road | Photo: Getty Images

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The following day, the officer saw the man driving around the city with the penguin-filled truck again. This time, all the penguins were wearing sunglasses.

The police officer stopped the man again and said, “I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday”? The guy replied, “I did, and today I’m taking them to the beach.”

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