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Daily Joke: A Blonde Woman Is Doing a Jigsaw Puzzle at Her Apartment

Stephen Thompson
Apr 08, 2021
02:20 A.M.
A blonde woman was working on a jigsaw puzzle at her apartment but found it difficult to solve, so she decided to call her friend for a helping hand.
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A blond woman was solving a jigsaw puzzle in her apartment. After a while, she discovered that it was too difficult for her, so she called her brunette friend to come over.

When her brunette friend got in, she asked, "What's the jigsaw supposed to be?" The blonde replied that according to the box, it was supposed to be a rooster.

Portrait of a young blonde lady. | Photo: Getty Images

Portrait of a young blonde lady. | Photo: Getty Images

The brunette took a close look at the box and said, "I'm afraid you will not be able to make anything even remotely resembling a rooster."

Angry, the blonde asked why. The brunette asked the blonde to calm down and added, "once you are relaxed, we can start putting the corn flakes back into the box."

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Portrait of two blondes in white T-shirts smiling. | Photo: Getty Images

Portrait of two blondes in white T-shirts smiling. | Photo: Getty Images

Here's another joke: A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. After realizing that he was lost, the man reduced the height and saw a man below. He lowered the balloon further and screamed,

"excuse me! Can you tell me where I am?"

Photo of mature man giving a thumbs up in a hot air balloon | Photo: Getty Images

Photo of mature man giving a thumbs up in a hot air balloon | Photo: Getty Images

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The man below explained that he was in a hot air balloon hovering 30 ft above the field. The balloonist asked the man if he was an engineer and the man affirmed that he was.

Surprised, the man asked, "how did you know?" The balloonist replied, "everything you have told me is technically correct but it's no use to anyone."

Colorful hot air balloon in the air | Photo: Pixabay

Colorful hot air balloon in the air | Photo: Pixabay

The man below responded and said, " you must be in management." The balloonist was surprised and asked how he knew his profession.

The man said with a tone of sarcasm, "well, you don't know where you are, where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You are in the same position you were before we met but now it's my fault."

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A blonde was involved in a car crash: A blonde drove down to a nearby town to visit her friends but was involved in an accident. She was able to get herself out of the wreck without a scratch and was later joined by a police officer.

A blonde sitting in a car | Photo: Pexels

A blonde sitting in a car | Photo: Pexels

The policeman, shocked, told her that her car looked like it was hit by an elephant and asked her if she was okay. She responded that she was fine.

The officer asked how the accident happened and the blonde began to narrate her story dramatically. She explained that she was driving when a tree appeared in front of her and despite all attempts to swerve, she kept seeing other trees.

With an awkward look, the policeman replied that there were no trees on the road for 30 kilometers. Sarcastically he told her that it was her air freshener swinging back and forth.

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