Daily Joke: A Police Officer Stops a Blonde For Speeding
A blonde was speeding along the freeway when a police officer stopped her for exceeding the speed limit. He then requested to see her driver's license, leading to the discovery that she was not road-worthy after all.
One day, a blonde woman was driving her vehicle through the freeway, traveling above the permissible speed limit, when she went past an on-duty traffic officer.
The cop's speed sensor went off immediately, causing him to go trail behind her until she pulled over. Walking towards the offending vehicle, the officer tapped the door lightly, and the blonde driver wound down her windshield.
The police officer nicely requested to see the blonde's license as part of his routine check. At that, the woman responded:
"I wish you guys could get your act together. Just Yesterday, you take away my license, and then today, you expect me to show it to you."
Here is a joke about the pope's visit to the United States. The pope paid a visit to the United States to honor a religious appointment. As he rode along in his limo, the pope suddenly felt the urge to drive and asked the driver to step aside.
Being a good catholic, the chauffeur did not try to question the pope's authority but simply left the driver's seat and positioned himself at the back. The pope took the wheels, and off they went, traveling at speeds between 70mph and 80 mph.
They drove past a policeman, who immediately sprung into action and pulled them over for exceeding the speed limit. On sighting the pope, the cop placed a call through to the headquarters to report a speeding limo transporting a dignitary.
When asked who the VIP was, the cop kept stuttering, forcing the chief to ask: "Is it the Mayor?" The policeman replied in the negative, saying the occupant was someone more important than the mayor. "Perhaps the governor?" the chief offered.
Again, the cop said no, insisting it was someone more important than the governor. The chief then asked: "Is it the President?" "No," the policeman replied. "someone more important than the president."
Now angry, the police chief demanded a name from the traffic officer, curious to find out who was more important than the president.
With a shaky voice, the cop whispered silently: "I'll put it to you this way chief. I don't know who this guy is, but he has the pope as his chauffeur."
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