Daily Joke: A Blonde Takes Her Newly Purchased Sports Car for a Drive

A blonde woman who had just acquired a new sports car was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a trucker who asked her to pull over.

When she did, the truck driver hopped out of his vehicle, pulled out white chalk, and drew a circle in the black asphalt road they were standing on.

Afterward, he asked the woman to stand within the circle without moving. When she obliged, he moved off to her car and sliced up her plush leather seats.

He turned around to find the woman grinning slightly, so he decided to take things up a notch. The trucker went to his car and fetched a baseball bat that he used to break down all the windows.

He turns around to look at her again, but this time she has a full-on smile on her face. This pisses him off, so he takes up his knife and sets to work on her tires.

That got her hysterical, and her laughter got him even angrier. He returned to his truck, picked up a can of gas, and doused her car with the volatile liquid before setting it on fire.

The act only made the blonde woman laugh harder. The man had gotten enough, so he asked her what was funny— apparently, she had stepped out of the circle each time he turned his back.

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A blonde woman driving noticed that her tank was almost empty, so she decided to stop at a gas station to refill it. While she was pumping her gas, she realized that her key was locked inside the car.

Upon paying for the service, the woman also asked for a coat hanger in hopes of getting the car open with no help. She got the hanger and returned outside, where she set to work immediately.

After ten full minutes, the attendant joined her to see how she was faring. He found her moving the hanger around and around while getting guidance from another blonde who was inside the car.

Another joke: A brunette went to the doctor to complain of pain she was feeling all over her body. She let the doctor know the pain became pronounced whenever she touched some specific parts of her body, including her thigh, chest, forehead, and feet.

After hearing her out, the doctor asked her when she dyed her hair, but the question baffled the young woman who immediately wanted to know what he meant.

He asked if she was born a blonde, and she answered yes, after which she requested to know how he came about the information. He simply replied, "You've broken your finger."

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