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Daily Joke: A Man Gets a Call from the Hospital Telling Him His Wife Is in Critical Condition

Joe Akins
May 09, 2021
01:30 A.M.

A man received a call from the hospital informing him his wife was in critical condition. His reaction to the news left the nurse stunned.

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Source: Amomama

Source: Amomama

Once, a nurse at the general hospital called a man at his workplace to notify him of his wife’s admission into the healthcare facility. The news took the man by surprise, prompting the expression, “O my Lord, how is she?!”

To that, the nurse replied, “I’m sorry to say, she’s critical!” With a note of realization, the man asked: “What the heck is she complaining about again?!”

A doctor's trusted pens and stethoscope | Photo: Pixabay

A doctor's trusted pens and stethoscope | Photo: Pixabay

BOY ASKS CLEVER QUESTION

A little boy observed the color of the bride’s dress at a wedding, prompting him to question his mother about the choice of outfit. His mom’s reply prompted a second question.

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During a wedding ceremony, a little boy noticed that the bride was wearing a beautiful white dress, which was quite different from the rest of the crowd. Curiously, the boy tugged at his mom’s elbow and asked, “Mummy, why is the girl dressed all in white?”

Taking a deep sigh, his mom smiled and replied, “The girl is called a bride and she is in white because she’s very happy and this is the happiest day of her life.” The boy nodded in understanding, and asked a second question, saying:

“Ok. And why is the boy all in black?”

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A WOMAN COMPLAINS

Once, a man and his wife were strolling down the road, right behind a newlywed couple. The wife admired the pair and pointed out how lovely they were to her husband.

One day, a couple hit the streets on their routine evening stroll when they noticed a loved-up couple a few steps ahead of them having the most adorable time with each other.

The woman stared at the other couple in admiration and called her husband’s attention to them. She said, “Just look at that couple down the road, Roger, how lovely they are.

He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do the same?” The man gave his wife a spiteful look and said: “Are you mad? I barely know the woman!”

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