Daily Joke: Wife Says There Is Water in the Car Carburetor

A wife rushed to tell her husband about the situation of their car. After not taking her seriously at first, the husband finally decided to check the vehicle. His wife's response was a shocker. 

Source: Amomama

Source: Amomama

A husband and wife's car had trouble. The wife rushed to her husband to report the issue to him, and a conversation ensued. The wife said:

"There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor. 

A woman driving alone in a car. | Photo: Flickr

A woman driving alone in a car. | Photo: Flickr

To that, her husband replied unconvinced, "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous." Being persistently serious, the wife said to him,

"I tell you, the car has water in the carburetor.

Two women together on a car ride. | Photo: Flickr

Two women together on a car ride. | Photo: Flickr

After deciding to finally take his wife seriously, he told her she did not know what a carburetor was, but he was going to check it out. He asked her where the car was. His wife replied, saying it was in the pool. 

Another joke: A chicken farmer decided to visit a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman lively told the man she had just ordered a glass of champagne too. 

Bartender pouring Belgian beer in glass in the cafe Brugs Beertje | Photo: Getty Images

Bartender pouring Belgian beer in glass in the cafe Brugs Beertje | Photo: Getty Images

Surprised, the man replied, saying it was a coincidence and he was celebrating because it was a special day for him. The lady also responded.

She told him she was also celebrating and it was a special day for her as well. "What a coincidence!" the man replied. The duo clinked their glasses.

Photo of a mature man sitting in a dark bar and holding a whiskey glass | Photo: Getty Images

Photo of a mature man sitting in a dark bar and holding a whiskey glass | Photo: Getty Images

The man, curious, asked the woman what she was celebrating. She told him she and her husband had been trying to get pregnant, and her gynecologist had just told her she was pregnant.

"What a coincidence!" the man replied. He told the woman he was a chicken farmer, and for years, his chickens had been infertile, but they were finally laying fertilized eggs. 

A bartender pouring a drink at the bar. | Photo: Pexels

A bartender pouring a drink at the bar. | Photo: Pexels

The woman responded, "That's great!" and then proceeded to asked him how the chickens got fertile. The man told her he switched cocks. She took a sip of her drink and told him it was also a coincidence.

Sources: jokeswarehouse, jokeswarehouse

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