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Daily Joke: There Are Three Friends – Mad, Fight, and Brain

Olawale Ogunjimi
May 07, 2021
01:30 A.M.
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Mad and Brain went to a police station to file a missing person report for their third friend, Fight. Things, however, soon became hilarious when Mad got into an argument with an officer.


There were three friends named Mad, Fight, and Brain. One day, Fight went missing, and his friends swung into action, organizing a search party for him.

Brain later suggested that they go to the police to file a missing person report. Mad agreed, and the two friends made their way to the nearest police station.

Three men walking together at the subway station | Photo: Getty Images


At the entrance of the station, Brain told Mad to go in to make the report while he waits outside. Mad walked into the building, but annoyingly, no officer paid attention to him.

Angry and frustrated, Mad went to a cop who was drinking coffee, smacked the table before him, and the cup of coffee went flying in the air before landing in the officer’s lap.

The policeman looked up and angrily asked if he was looking for a fight. Mad replied, saying yes. The cop then asked if he was mad, to which Mad once again said yes. Infuriated, the officer asked if Mad did not have a brain. Hilariously, he replied saying:

"Brain is outside sir."


Enjoyed that joke? Here’s another one about two friends who attracted a vicious-looking bear while they were walking through the woods.


The vicious bear saw the two friends and started walking towards them. Seeing this, the first man quickly opened his backpack, brought out a pair of sneakers, and wore them.

The second man looked at his friend and called him crazy, noting that he would never be able to outrun the bear because they are much faster than humans.

Three friends holding hands on a hill | Photo: Shutterstock


The first man nodded his head in agreement and said he had no hope of outrunning the bear. He looked at his friend and then stated:

“Well, the way I figure it. I don’t have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you.”

Two friends hanging out | Photo: Pexels


Still on friendship jokes, this third one is about two men, Bubba and Earl, who were enjoying a drink at the local bar when they decided to buy five tickets each for the weekly raffle draw.

The following week, the two friends realized they both won gifts. While Earl got a year’s supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra-long spaghetti, Bubba received the sixth price, a toilet brush.

Two men taking a walk | Photo: Pixabay


A week after receiving their gifts, the two men met in the bar again, and Bubba asked Earl if he was enjoying his prize. Earl replied affirmatively, saying he loves spaghetti. He then asked Bubba about his prize, to which he replied:

“Not so good, I reckon I’m gonna go back to paper.”

Sources: Laughfactory, StartsAt60, StartsAt60