Daily Joke: Man Goes to Hospital to Inspect It
A medical doctor had quite an encounter with a man who came in acting like a doctor. During the exchange, the doctor failed to get the man's attention.
A medical doctor was perplexed after an unknown man walked into the hospital and went to each ward, checking out the bed charts. This did not go down well with the doctor.
This went on for a while, and the doctor called out to the stranger wanting to know why he was in there. But the man acted like he did not notice the doctor and carried on with his inspection.
After some time, he moved to patients and checked all of their blood pressures. The doctor's confusion and temper went up as she bellowed at the man once again, asking him why he was there. The man ignored the doctor the second time, carrying out the blood pressure check as though he was authorized to do that.
The man soon proceeded to draw blood from the patients and carry out blood examinations on everyone. The doctor could not contain his anger as she shouted: "Right!" "Now you're testing my patients!"
Here's another rib cracker about the exchange between an old geezer and a young doctor. The old geezer, who has retired from farming for a long time, became bored and decided to run a medical center.
The old man started his hospital practice and put out a sign that read the words, "Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured, get back $1,000." Seeing this, a young doctor became confident that he could get $1000.
Convincing himself that the old geezer knew nothing about the medical field, he went to the medical center and complained that he lost his sense of taste.
The older adult beckoned to a nurse and asked her to put three drops of medicine from box 22. After this was done, the young doctor spat out, noting that it was gasoline.
The old geezer was impressed as he noted that the young man's sense of taste was restored and collectors $500. The doctor was not satisfied with this as he came back another time.
This time he complained that he lost his memories. A medicine from box 22 was brought again, and as the nurse approached, the young man said, "Oh no, you don't, that's Gasoline!"
The old man congratulated him that his memories were restored and collected another $500. By now, the young doctor was highly displeased by this and decided to regroup.
He returned to the old geezer's medical center complaining that he could not see. The older man noted that he did not have medicines for eyesight and decided to refund the young doctor $1000.
He gave him the money, and the young man shouted that he was given 500 instead of $1000. The geezer collected the money as he exclaimed, "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
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