Daily Joke: A Wife Was Making Breakfast

Afouda Bamidele
Jun 18, 2021
01:30 P.M.

Today's #jokeoftheday is about a wife making breakfast for her husband when he rushed into the room yelling out instructions. Little did she know that he had a motive behind his action.

Photo: AmoMama

Photo: AmoMama

One day a wife was making breakfast for her husband. She decided to make his favorite, fried eggs and bacon. Suddenly, her quiet cooking time was interrupted by her husband, who burst into the kitchen, shouting:

"Careful! CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh!"

A photo of fried eggs. | Photo: Unsplash

A photo of fried eggs. | Photo: Unsplash


The husband continued with a barrage of instructions. He told her to put more butter, and when she tried to, he yelled at her, saying she was putting too much. He kept saying, "They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!"

With his voice at the loudest, the husband accused his wife of never listening to him. He told her to add salt, and just as she was about to, he told her to stop. The wife was frustrated with the many instructions and immediately stopped everything.

She turned to her husband, and with an angry look, said to him, "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband stared at her in silence before laughing out loud.


He grabbed his wife's hand and calmly said to her, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving." Another hilarious joke tells the story of an old woman who visited the doctor.

A photo of a doctor. | Photo: Unsplash

A photo of a doctor. | Photo: Unsplash

During the consultation, she said, "I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much because they never smell and are always silent." She revealed that since she has been in the hospital, she has farted over 20 times.

The doctor did some observations, gave her some pills, and advised her to come back next week. The following week, the woman returned and said, "Doctor, I don't know what you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly!"

The doctor sighed in relief and told her that she was alright now. She asked why her farts were smelling, and he answered, saying, "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

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