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Daily Joke: Teenager Gets a Summer Job Painting a Man's Porch

Laura Beatham
Jul 05, 2021
10:30 P.M.
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Today's jokes are about three teenagers who got themselves into hilarious situations. One was trying make extra money, one had a problem with his car, and the other could not stop laughing.

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A TEENAGER WANTED EXTRA MONEY

A teenager wanted to earn extra money during her summer vacation, so she decided to advertise herself as a “handywoman.” She went to a wealthy neighborhood to offer her services.

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The teenager went up to a big house and knocked on the door. A man opened the door, and the teenager said, “Hi, I am looking for any odd jobs to earn some money. Is there anything I can do for you?”

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The man thought about it for a moment and said, “Well, I need someone to paint my porch, how much would you charge?" The teenager excitedly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed, and the teenager got to work.

The man’s wife was listening to the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she know that the porch goes all the way around the house?.” The man said, “That’s a bit cynical, isn't it?”

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The wife replied, “I guess you are right. I am starting to believe people when they say teenagers do not think things through.” Later that day, the teenager came to collect her money after she finished painting.

“You’re finished already?” said the man.

“Yes, and I had extra paint, so I did two coats.” The man was amazed and paid her the $50 and a tip of $10. The teenager thanked the man and said, “Oh, by the way, that’s not a Porch. It's a Lexus.”

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THE CARBURETOR

A teenager told his father, “Dad, there is water in my carburetor.” The father looked very confused and said, “Water in the carburetor? That is ridiculous.”

The teenager responded, “I do not know what to say. There is water in my carburetor.” So the dad said, “Okay, let me check the car out. Where is it?”

The teenager looked around and then said, “Uh, well, it is in the pool.”

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THE SPEEDING CAR

A police officer noticed a speeding Ferrari on the highway. So he pulled it over, and to his annoyance, saw a rebellious teenager in the front seat. So he came up with a plan to teach the teenager a lesson.

He told the teen to step out of the vehicle. He then pulled out some chalk and drew a circle on the floor and said, "Stand in this circle, and if you step out of it, I will arrest you.”

"Whatever," replied the teenager.

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The policeman then smashed the Ferrari’s front window. The officer turned around to see the teenager’s reaction, and the teenager was laughing.

“Oh, you think this is funny? Watch this!” said the police officer, and he smashed the back window of the Ferrari. The teenager continued to laugh behind the police officer’s back.

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The police officer was angered by the teenager, so he continued to smash the car and went to work, busting up the car. However, when he turned around, the teenager was still smirking.

Outraged, the police officer yelled, “WHAT ON EARTH IS SO FUNNY?”

The teenager looked up defiantly and said, “While you were busy with the car, I had stepped out of the circle FOUR TIMES!”

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