Daily Joke: Deer Walks into Bar
Today's #jokeoftheday is about a rare deer that walked into a bar. The deer appeared gloomy and needed a drink, so he sat at the bar and placed his order.
A deer walked into a bar, looking downhearted as he sat by the bartender. Placing his order, he explained to the bartender how he had lost a patient. The bartender brought his drink, and they engaged in a conversation.
The bartender did not hide his surprise at the deer's revelation and sympathized with him. He told his dispirited customer that he had never met a deer who was a medical practitioner.
Curious, he asked his customer how he got into such an interesting field. The deer explained that he came from a part of the forest that was poverty-stricken.
He noted that they had fewer opportunities, and it was hard to get the cheapest necessities like food, water, and shelter. Nothing was easy to get in the forest, and everyone struggled to get what they wanted. After explaining all this, the deer said:
"And a deer with no ease became a dr."
A BIKER'S DILEMMA
A young man walked into a bar and sat at a table. He ordered a drink, but he couldn't drink it. As he sat staring at the glass, a huge biker in the mood for some trouble walked up to the table and took the young man's drink.
The biker drank the cup's contents in one gulp and dared the man to defend himself. To the biker's surprise, the man broke out in tears and started ranting.
He cried out, explaining how he was late for a meeting and lost his job. Getting to the parking lot, he discovered that his car had been stolen and he had no insurance. He had to call an Uber to get home. But as his lousy day would have it, he forgot his wallet in the uber.
Pouring out his heart, he called himself a complete failure as he talked about how he caught his wife cheating and got bitten by his dog.
The dejected customer noted that he came to the bar to end his misery. So he bought a drink, dropped a capsule in it, and sat waiting for the poison to dissolve completely. But the trouble-making biker appeared in front of him and drank the whole thing before he had a chance to taste it.
After saying all this, the man turned to the biker and said, "But enough about me, how's your day going?"
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