Daily Joke: Man Tries to Fool Medical Kiosk That Can Diagnose Any Condition

Today's #jokeoftheday is about a man who narrated the story of a time when he found out Walmart installed a medical kiosk. The new machine could help people know their health status by collecting a sample of their spit.

He informed his friend about this, and the friend decided to try it out. The man had a sore elbow, and he went to the medical kiosk with the required sample. 

At the exact point that he got the idea to go fool the diagnostic machine | Photo: Shutterstock

At the exact point that he got the idea to go fool the diagnostic machine | Photo: Shutterstock

When he got there, the machine processed, and the result showed that the man had a tennis elbow. The device also shared solutions noting that the man should soak his elbow in warm water.

He was also told to avoid strenuous activities for two weeks. He was impressed and went on his way. At home, he kept thinking about the machine and decided he would fool it.

 

He went to his wife and collected her spit sample. He collected his daughter's saliva as well. The man got together parts of his dog's spit and his own too. He mixed it all with some tap water. 

He then went back to the Walmart medical kiosk. When he got there, he submitted the sample and waited for a while. After minutes of processing, the machine printed out the result.

 

The man obviously could not wait to see what the machine would produce so he quickly grabbed the paper to see what was there. The result read, "1. Your tap water is too hard. Use softener. 2. Your dog has ringworm. Give it antibiotics."

At this point, he looked at the machine with great shock but continued reading, 3. Your daughter is on cocaine. Get her to rehab. 4. Your wife is expecting twins. Not yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you keep fooling around, your tennis elbow won't get better!

The result ended with, "Thank you for shopping at Walmart."

OUT OF TOILET PAPER!

A man who was at Walmart decided to use the toilet. However, he was in a hurry, and after using the toilet, he discovered there was no toilet paper. He got out of the toilet, trying to get a solution.

He soon came across a Walmart staff member who was going about her duties. He called her, asking for toilet paper. The lady gave him a once-over as she told him the outlet had been out of toilet paper for over a week. 

 

The man could not contain the embarrassment as his pants hung around his ankle. He had no other option than to shuffle back into the toilet, knowing he won't be getting any toilet paper.

Sources: Reddit.com, Upjoke.com

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