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Daily Joke: Husbands Answer What Kind of Birds Their Wives Are Like

Laura Beatham
Jul 23, 2021
07:30 A.M.
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Three husbands decided to attend a marriage counseling session for men only. The therapist wanted to get a sense of how the three men perceived their wives, so he asked them to answer the same question.

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"Okay, gentlemen," exclaimed the therapist. "I want you to share with the group a bird that you feel perfectly represents your wives. Please also share why you chose the bird."

The men thought hard about the therapist's question. | Photo: Shutterstock

The men thought hard about the therapist's question. | Photo: Shutterstock

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The three men looked around at each other for a few seconds before the first man said, "Well, my wife would be a swan because, uh, well, she is so beautiful, graceful, and elegant."

The therapist nodded his head and gestured for the second man to respond. The second man then said, "Oh, well, I would have to pick an owl for my wife because she is so wise."

The two men and the therapist then looked at the third man. He responded, "Well, I would pick a Thrush."

"Oh, beautiful," said the therapist. "Because she has an amazing voice?" The third man began to laugh.

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The man shared why he chose a thrush song bird to represent his wife. | Photo: Pixabay/Ирина Ирина

The man shared why he chose a thrush song bird to represent his wife. | Photo: Pixabay/Ирина Ирина

"No," he responded. "Because she is very annoying and wakes me up every morning with a lot of high-pitched noise."

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The first two men definitely sound more like loving husbands. If you need a few more giggles, check out the following joke about other men attending a counseling session.

A GROUP SESSION

One day, a marriage counselor was hosting a large therapy group session with a group of men. The counselor asked the men to divide themselves into two separate groups.

The first group was for men who could sit back and really listen to their wives' wants and needs, while the second group was for men who felt they could stand up to their wives.

All of the men, except for one, sat together. | Photo: Pexels/ Tima Miroshnichenko

All of the men, except for one, sat together. | Photo: Pexels/ Tima Miroshnichenko

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Expecting all the men to join the first group, the counselor was surprised to see that John was sitting alone and separate from the first group.

Excited to have an example and a possible teaching moment for the rest of the group. He called on John and said, "Amazing John, please share with the group your experiences of standing up for yourself."

John looked very nervous. He swallowed hard, wiped his brow, and said, "Oh, well, uh, my wife told me I should never sit with the crowd."

Wow! Those two men definitely had interesting wives! If you enjoyed these two jokes, why not share them with a friend? Or, if you need another laugh, check out this joke about the secret to a good marriage!

Source: Reddit, Upjoke.

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