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Daily Joke: 3 Bulls on a Farm Became Scared by the Appearance of New Super Big Bull

Ayesha Muhammad
Aug 21, 2021
03:40 A.M.
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One day, three bulls were grazing on a farm and were busy sorting out their breeding priorities. After a while, they decided to call their dibs on the young cows.

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The three bulls varied in size, with the first one being the largest, followed by the second one having a medium size. Finally, the third and last bull was the smallest and the weakest of them all.

The other bulls on the farm were scared of the new super bull. | Photo: Shutterstock

The other bulls on the farm were scared of the new super bull. | Photo: Shutterstock

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There were 100 heifers (young cows) present, and the biggest bull claimed 60 of them. The two other bulls objected to this number, but the largest bull retorted that he deserved the maximum cows based on his enormous size.

Then came the turn of the medium-sized bull who had to choose from the remaining 40 cows. After a brief moment of reflection, he decided to claim 30 heifers and justified his choice by saying he was the second largest in the group.

Subsequently, the 10 heifers which were left unclaimed went to the undersized runt, who couldn't do much except to accept his share as he stood no chance against the two larger bulls.

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The super bull walked over to the three bulls standing across the farm. | Photo: Pexels/Pixabay

The super bull walked over to the three bulls standing across the farm. | Photo: Pexels/Pixabay

But as soon as the bulls were done dividing the heifers amongst themselves, they heard a huge trailer pulling up. After a brief moment, a super-sized monster of a bull walked out of the vehicle and scrutinized the three bulls.

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When the other bulls saw the big guy looking in their direction, they became scared and started re-thinking their allotment of the heifers. It seemed as if this newbie was determined to change their breeding plans.

None of the bulls wanted to provoke the new super bull, so they decided to make some changes in their division of heifers. The biggest and largest bull agreed to take 20 heifers because he thought it was a reasonable enough number.

Meanwhile, the second and medium-sized bull conceded to take 10 heifers. The two bulls then looked at the puny runt, who had a completely different reaction altogether. He snorted, stomped, and huffed in efforts to look as mean as was possible.

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The little runt had a surprising reaction to the super bull’s entry. | Photo: Pexels/Rachel Claire

The little runt had a surprising reaction to the super bull’s entry. | Photo: Pexels/Rachel Claire

The two bulls were surprised to see the little runt's response and thought it best to give him a piece of friendly advice. So they turned to him and said:

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"He'll kill you, you young one. Just let it be and let him have his picks. No use dying over it."

When the runt heard the two bulls, he paused for a moment and replied:

"I don't care about the heifers. I just want him to know I'm a BULL!"

What did you think of this joke? If you enjoyed reading this joke, you might like this one about a farmer and his wife who went to the annual farmers market auction for breeding bulls.

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Sources: Reddit.com

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