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Daily Joke: Guy Told His Friend Why He Doesn't Trust Doctors

Busayo Ogunjimi
Jul 25, 2021
01:30 P.M.

Two friends were hanging out at a pub when one advised the other not to trust doctors. His friend asked him why, and he explained that about a decade ago, he developed a limp and pain in his leg.

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He said that he went to visit a doctor who then told him that one of his legs was shorter than the other. He was told that he would need to wear special shoe inserts to even them out. His friend then remarked that the incident was not crazy and did not warrant him not trusting doctors.

Two friends met for a drink at a pub | Photo: Pexels

Two friends met for a drink at a pub | Photo: Pexels

His friend then explained that he had wanted a second opinion after meeting the first doctor and decided to visit a second doctor, who he said told him he had the exact opposite of the problem the first doctor had earlier told him.

He concluded that the second doctor's statement was proof enough to show that doctors are merely making wild stabs in the leg and cannot be trusted.

The man recalled his visit to the doctor | Photo: Pexels

The man recalled his visit to the doctor | Photo: Pexels

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Then, after a short pause, his friend asked him what the second doctor said the problem was, and he said, "He said that one of my legs was *longer* than the other!"

TWO MEN ENTER A BAR

Two friends walked into a bar and sat down at a table. One of the guys yelled and said, "Donkey! Go and get us a beer." Immediately, the other got up and ordered a round from the bar.

Two friends sat a bar | Photo: Pexels

Two friends sat a bar | Photo: Pexels

After a while, the bartender heard the first man yell the same thing, and his friend got up to get another round from the bartender. The situation kept happening for a while, and the bartender got curious.

So when the second guy got to the bar, the bartender asked him why his friend called him donkey. The guy then responded, "Hee-aw, hee-aw, hee-always calls me that!"

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The man got up to get drinks at his friend's request | Photo: Pixabay

The man got up to get drinks at his friend's request | Photo: Pixabay

A MAN ENTERED A BAR

One day, a man walked into a bar and observed a steak hanging from the ceiling. Curious, he asked the bartender about it, and he explained that if he could jump up and hit it, then his drinks for the night will be on the house.

However, the man decided against the idea because he thought the steaks were too high.

A bartender explained why there was a steak hanging on the ceiling | Photo: Pexels

A bartender explained why there was a steak hanging on the ceiling | Photo: Pexels

Enjoyed the three jokes? Here is another one about a man who admits to his old friend that he is cheating with the local bartender's wife.

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