Daily Joke: Man Asks If His Friend Sleeps Well after His Wife of 20 Years Dies
A man's wife passed away, and he was having a hard time coming to terms with her loss. They had been happily married for 20 years, and he couldn't believe that she was no more.
Despite a heavy heart, he had to keep himself composed and organize her funeral. Finally, the day of her funeral came, and friends and family attended his wife's last rites and paid their condolences.
The man buried his wife with a shattered heart, and his feelings were all over the place. Every second felt heavier and much more difficult than the one gone by. Even though he was lucky to be surrounded by his dear ones, he could feel the void left behind by his better half.
His best friend tried his best to comfort him. Even during the funeral, he stayed by his friend's side like a brother and reassured him that he wasn't alone. After the funeral, his friend left but was continually worried for the man.
So two days after the funeral, his friend called and then dropped by at his place to check on him.
"I brought you some lasagna as I am sure you did not cook this week. I hope you can at least get some sleep...Do you sleep well?" asked the best friend out of sheer concern for the man.
The man appreciated his best friend's caring gesture, steadied himself for a moment, and replied,
"Yeah, I sleep like a baby."
The friend was dumbfounded at the man's reaction and couldn't believe that a grieving husband could sleep well after losing his wife of 20 years.
"Really?" asked the friend, shocked and concerned.
"Yes, literally. I sleep one hour then cry one hour, then sleep one hour, then cry one hour..." replied the grieving man.
ANOTHER JOKE ABOUT A DYING WIFE
In another joke, a man's wife was on her deathbed, and he sat by her side, comforting her. She was in a lot of pain and wanted to talk to her husband before leaving for her final abode. So she looked at her husband and said in a tired voice, "There's something I must confess."
"Shh, there's nothing to confess," replied the husband. "Everything's all right."
"No, I must die in peace. I slept with your brother, your best friend, his best friend, and your father!" said the dying woman.
"I know," whispered her husband. "That's the reason why I poisoned you. Now, close your eyes!"
What did you think of these jokes? If you enjoyed reading them, you might like this one about a man who was on his deathbed and proceeded to reveal his will to his wife and children.
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