Daily Joke: Company Employee Wants a Pay Raise and Sends an Unobtrusive Letter to the Boss

An employee needed an increase in her salary and thought of the perfect means to deliver the message to her boss. So, she wrote him a letter and smartly changed all the letter "S" to the dollar sign — "$." In the letter, the employee wrote:

In thi$ life, everyone need$ $omething mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company."

The employee ended her letter with, I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon, then signed it, Your$ $incerely, Marian $hih.

The following day, the employee received the shock of her life. Her boss also intelligently constructed a good letter of reply with a clear response to the employee's request. He wrote:

Dear Marian, I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet. NOw the newspapers are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections, things may turn bad. I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,

Manager

AN EMPLOYER COMMITS SUICIDE

An employer hired a secretary, and ten days later, he committed suicide by jumping off his office window on the 27th floor. The police came in and began an interrogation session.

They asked who was in the room when the man jumped off the window, and the secretary affirmed that she was there. Next, the police demand an explanation of a possible reason behind the man's decision.

The secretary began to narrate the story and revealed that the man was a good man. In fact, she explained that he bought her a dress for $2,500, a diamond ring for $10,000, and a rare necklace for $50,000.

Then, he approached her and politely asked her to spend a night with him, and she told him her fee for a night is $500, and immediately, he went to the window and jumped.

Enjoyed the two jokes? Here is another one about a worker who sends a letter to his boss asking for a salary increase.

Sources: Smilezilla, Upjoke