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Daily Joke: Quick-Minded Lady Gets Rid of Huge Alligator

Afouda Bamidele
Aug 07, 2021
10:20 A.M.
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A lady and her husband were walking through the bushes of a swampy area one evening. They were talking about their divorce process and property settlement when a 12-foot alligator suddenly came out of the nearby murky waters.

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It was the predator's mating season, and the alligator happened to be a female trying to protect her nest. She was extremely aggressive as she wiggled her big tail in front of the soon-to-be ex-couple.

Photo: Amomama

Photo: Amomama

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They were frightened at the sight of the animal. The air outside was cool, but they immediately started sweating. Running didn't seem like a good idea because the animal was big and quite fast, so it would easily catch up with them.

However, the woman gathered some courage because she knew fear couldn't help her situation. As she thought of what to do, her right hand touched the bag slung across her chest, and she immediately remembered that she had a weapon with her.

Thankfully, her little Beretta 22 caliber pistol was in the bag. She carefully opened the bag, trying not to make any apparent movements that would cause the animal to dart towards them.

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She searched through the purse and found the weapon. All the while, her husband just stood there, still shaken with fright. But what happened next was even more shocking.

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The lady took the pistol out, shook her head as she looked at the big animal in front of them. However, she turned to her left side, shot at her soon-to-be ex-husband's knee cap, and walked away from the chaos without a scratch.

When she got home, she walked straight to her bathroom and showered in a strawberry fragrant bubble bath. After that, she went to her kitchen and prepared a sumptuous dinner for herself.

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She drank a glass of cold champagne and slept like nothing happened that night. From that day on, she didn't have to spend her money on law fees anymore, and she even got her husband's life insurance.

If you enjoyed this joke, you might find this one even more hilarious. It is about a woman who got entangled in a relationship with two men and soon faced the big decision of choosing one. Her choice and why will crack you up.

Source: Upjoke.com

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