Daily Joke: Kind Man Takes a Very Drunk Man Home

One night, a bartender grew wary as he watched a man in the bar falling off his stool several times while sipping his drink. After observing him for a while, the barman concluded he was drunk.

Worried the drunk man might cause a scene, the bartender walked up to a jolly good fellow quietly enjoying his drink alone and asked a huge favor: “Why don’t you be a good Samaritan and take him home?”

The customer agreed, proceeding to assist the drunk man. Placing the drunk’s hand around his shoulder, he steered him out of the door, leading him directly to his car.

Even as they made the short trip to the car, the man stumbled at least ten times, so the good Samaritan ended up bearing his entire weight on his shoulders.

Finally, they made it into the vehicle, and the drunk man gave the good fellow the directions to his house. After a few minutes' drive, the two men made it to the drunk’s house.

Immediately as the driver pulled over, the drunk man stumbled out of the car, and half-staggered up the steps leading to his apartment, with the good Samaritan following close behind.

They knocked at the door and waited a few seconds before the drunk man’s wife opened the door. She retrieved her husband from the nice fellow and said:

“Why thank you for bringing him home for me. But where’s his wheelchair?”

A DRUNK DRIVER WAS PULLED OVER BY A COP

One night, a man had too much alcohol at a party and proceeded to drive himself home. On his way, a state trooper pulled him over and conducted a sobriety test on him, which he failed.

The driver could barely even walk a straight line, proving just how drunk he was. Hence, the trooper wrote out a ticket and handed it over to him.

Just then, an accident occurred on the other lane, which prompted the cop to abandon the traffic violator and rush to the scene. After waiting for a while, the inebriated driver realized the cop was not coming back anytime soon, as he was attending to more important matters.

Hence, he took to the wheels, headed home, and went straight to bed. The next morning, a knock on the door stirred him from sleep. On answering the knock, he found two more state troopers outside the door. They greeted him and asked, “Are you Mr. Johnson?”

The man answered in the affirmative. The cops followed with another question: “Were you pulled over at Main Street last night for driving under the influence?”

The man was a bit embarrassed as he replied yes yet again. So the troopers questioned him again saying, “And what did you do then?"

The confused man replied, “I drove my car home and went straight to bed.”

Again the state troopers asked, “And where is the car now?”

“It’s in the garage,” came the man’s reply.

The officers exchanged glances before one of them quipped, “May we see it?”

“Sure,” replied the man.

He led the officers to the garage and pulled the door open. Safely parked in the garage was the state trooper’s car.

If these jokes really made you laugh, you might like this one about a police officer who stopped a man in a parking lot near a bar.

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