Daily Joke: Boss Tells Secretary That He Wants to Take Her with Him
Mr. Smith told his secretary, Louise, that he was going on a business trip to San Francisco the following day and she would have to go with him. The plan was to stay for two days.
Louise went home and told her husband, Jack, the news: "Hey honey, my boss asked me to go on a business trip to San Franciso with him tomorrow. He said we would be there for two days."
Jack told his wife that he hoped she would enjoy it and immediately went into the next room to call his mistress, Maggie Johnson. He made sure his wife could not hear the conversation.
"Hey baby, my wife is going on a trip with her boss tomorrow. You should come over. We can have dinner together and have a lot of other fun!"
Maggie then called Tom, the boy she gave private piano lessons to at his parents' house. "Oh hi Tom, listen, I'm so sorry to do this, but we'll have to cancel our lesson tomorrow, as I have to visit a friend. But I will see you next week!"
Tom excitedly put down the phone and found his father. "Dad! Miss Johnson can't come tomorrow. She has to visit a friend. It's urgent, apparently. Let's go fishing together!" he said.
Tom's father then called up his secretary and said, "Louise, I'm so sorry. I have to cancel our trip. My son wants to go fishing tomorrow, and I figure this would be a good opportunity for us to bond."
So Louise went to her husband and said, "Oh honey, it looks like the business trip tomorrow is canceled."
Jack immediately went to the next room to call Maggie and told her, "Baby, cancel tomorrow. My wife just told me she is not leaving. But come see me some another time, okay?"
Maggie, in turn, called her student: "Hi Tom, I've canceled my plans. I will see you tomorrow at the usual time for your piano lesson."
Tom then informed his father, "Aw, dad, we have to cancel our fishing trip. Miss Johnson just called and said she isn't visiting her friend tomorrow. "
Tom's father then called his secretary again and said, "Louise. My son has changed his mind about the fishing trip. I will see you tomorrow at the airport!"
Louise then told her husband, "Jack, my boss just called again. Can you believe the business trip is back on? I have to meet him at the airport tomorrow."
So Jack called up Maggie: "Hey baby, so my wife is leaving tomorrow. Will you still come to visit me?"
Maggie then called her piano student, Tom: "Hey Tom, sorry to do this again. My friend said I should still visit tomorrow and that it is urgent. See you next week."
Tom ran to his dad and said, "Miss Johnson really can't come this time. Let's go fishing!"
So Tom's father called his secretary again: "Louise, I'm so sorry. My son had changed his mind again and wants to go on the fishing trip."
So Louise called her husband...
and on and on and on...
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