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Daily Joke: Stewardess Responds Rudely to Complaints about a Flight

Laura Beatham
Aug 24, 2021
01:00 A.M.
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A stewardess was on a long transatlantic flight. It was nighttime, and many of the passengers were getting some sleep or snuggled up in their seats watching a movie or reading a book or magazine.


The stewardess was yearning to have her own moment of relaxation, but she was finishing up her last duties for the evening. One including preparing two last cups of tea for an elderly couple in row F.

The stewardess was starting to develop a bad headache! | Photo: Shutterstock

The stewardess was starting to develop a bad headache! | Photo: Shutterstock


She made the tea and brought it to the couple. She also gave them a warm and cozy blanket and wished them a good flight. Finally, it was her turn to relax and get a few bites to eat.

It had been a long and busy day on the plane with several people asking for special requests, and there were 3 babies who all seemed to have developed a bad case of colic right as they stepped on the plane.

To say the stewardess needed rest was an understatement. So she headed to the back of the plane where the rest of the flight attendants were. She brewed herself a cup of her favorite herbal tea and warmed up her supper.

However, just as she removed her shoes to feel a little more comfortable, a light lit up to signify that she was needed elsewhere on the plane. So the stewardess put away her food, put on her shoes, and went to see how she could help.

Who could possibly need her now? | Photo: Pixabay/Nick Zigic

Who could possibly need her now? | Photo: Pixabay/Nick Zigic

"Stewardess!" the person who pressed the attention button yelled.

When she made her way to the person, he complained, "I want to complain about this airline. Every time I fly, I get the same seat, I can't see the in-flight movie, and there are no window blinds, so I can't sleep."


She sighed, and as she rubbed her head, she calmy but sternly replied, "Captain, just shut up and land the plane."

What a frustrating captain! The poor stewardess just wanted to relax!

If you enjoyed this joke, and it made you smile, why not share the laughter with a friend or family member? Otherwise, if you need another giggle, check out this joke about another clever stewardess!

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