Daily Joke: Wife Doesn't Cry Much for Her Husband Who Was Thrown Overboard

A husband and wife decided to go on a cruise for their 20th wedding anniversary. It was a week-long cruise, and the weather had been amazing until the fourth day of the cruise.

The ship sailed into a huge storm which brought with it huge waves and strong winds. But during the evening, the married couple decided they would not let the storm stop them from enjoying the sunset.

So they put on their warmest clothes and a rain jacket and went to the back of the boat to watch the huge waves break on the side of the boat as the sun was setting.

However, all of a sudden, a huge wave came and swept the husband overboard. The wife was understandably distraught over the next few days as a search was conducted.

Unfortunately, the search was fruitless, as the rescue team could not find the woman's husband. So the captain took her back to shore and explained that he would contact her if anything was found.

Three weeks later, the woman received a phone call from the captain: "Hi Ma'am, I'm so sorry to say, but we found your husband dead at the bottom of the ocean..."

"However, when we hauled him on deck, attached to his butt, the crew found an oyster that had a $50,000 pearl in it. Please advise on what you would like to do."

The wife responded, "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap."

She definitely did not cry much after she found out his death was worth $50,000!

ANOTHER STORY ABOUT A MARRIED COUPLE

One evening, a woman jumped out of the shower, and as her husband jumped in, the doorbell rang. "I'll get it, honey," the wife said as she wrapped herself in a towel and went to answer the door.

It was their neighbor, Sam, who the woman up and down and said, "I will give you $1,000 if you drop your towel."

"Okay!" responded the woman, then she dropped her towel. Sam got a good look at her and then handed her the $1,000.

When she returned to the bathroom, her husband asked, "So who was at the door?"

"Oh, it was the neighbor, Sam," the wife replied, "and he gave me $1,000!"

The husband responded, "Well, it's about time. I loaned him that money over four weeks ago!"

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Source: Reddit and Upjoke.