Daily Joke: Satan Made a Handsome Offer to an Attorney
A hard-working attorney was stuck in his office one day with a pile of documents that needed attention. The lawyer didn't even realize that he was the only one left in the office.
Suddenly, Satan appeared in front of his work desk and made him an irresistible offer. The devil told the lawyer that he would make him win every case he had for the rest of his life.
Satan promised to make the lawyer's clients worship him, make his colleagues surprised and jealous, and he would also make him wealthy. The lawyer was deeply tempted, but since it was a negotiation, he kept a straight face.
The devil read his expression before explaining that he would collect the man's soul, his wife's, kids', parents' grandparents,' and all his friends' souls in return for this favor. The attorney thought about this proposal for a moment before he said:
"Okay, but what's the catch?"
ONE VERY BIG CASE
After graduating from college, an attorney's son was confused about what career to choose. He decided to try his dad's, so he went to the office with him every day.
One day, he walked into his father's office and told him he would like a desk in the office. He explained that he wanted to observe his father's activities from a closer view.
He also requested for the attorney to refer to him as the new clerk in the presence of his clients. His father thought it was a brilliant idea and the following day they set up a table.
On his first day, the attorney's first client was a man who complained that he worked on a rich man's farm where he managed the crops and the animals, especially the cows. However, when the rich man died, he gave his only son all his properties.
The farmhand further explained that the big problem was that the rich man's son told him that all the cows were now his because they grazed and lived on his farm. The lawyer told him not to worry because he would settle the case.
After the man left, another gentleman who looked rich stepped into the attorney's office. The young man revealed that he was the son of a rich man who owned a big farm. He said the farm was part of his inheritance after his father died but he and a worker on the farm have been fighting over the cows on the land.
He added that the worker believed the cows were his since he was the one who took care of them but the young man insisted the cows belonged to him, and he needed legal backing. The attorneys assured him he would get all the cows back.
After the man left, the attorney's son, who had been observing the whole issue, told his father that these two cases would be difficult to handle considering they were supposed to be representing both sides. But with a big smile, the attorney said to his son:
"Don't worry about the cows! The cows will be ours!"
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