One fine Sunday morning, a man was enjoying a game of golf with his friend. The golf course was also surrounded by several other players and everyone seemed to be in a good mood as they teed off the ball one after the other.
"Oh, it feels so good to be playing again with you. My busy office routine has literally taken its toll on me. I hardly have time for anything but work," said the man to his friend.
A man went to play golf with his friend. | Photo: Shutterstock
"I know, mate. Tell me about it. I'm in the same boat as you. I never thought I'd become a corporate slave, but here I am," sighed his friend.
The two friends played for three hours straight, laughing as they competed for the winner's position. After displaying their impressive golf skills, they decided to take a break and sit down on the grass, looking around.
It was early spring, and despite the sun shining in the sky, the surrounding air was relaxing and cool. Finally, they decided to head back, but before they could get going, the man turned to his friend and said:
"Hey, I forgot my bag at home, and now I don't know where to put all these golf balls."
His friend was silent for a brief moment, and replied, "Oh, you can keep them in your pockets. I'm sure they'll fit perfectly."
The man forgot his bag at home, and didn't know where to put the golf balls. | Photo: Pexels
"Excellent idea. Thanks, mate!" exclaimed the man, and waved goodbye to his friend. He then proceeded to stuff his pant pockets with golf balls and started walking towards the exit gate. Once outside, he walked a little and reached the bus stop.
There was still time for the bus to arrive, so he sat down and waited. After ten minutes, the bus arrived and he got on it with slow and steady steps, so the balls wouldn't fall out of his pockets.
He scanned the bus, looking for an empty seat, and finally sat down next to a gorgeous young woman. However, he was bewildered to find the pretty lady looking at him every now and then. This went on for the entire time he was on the bus.
The young lady seemed mystified by the man, looking at his face and then at his bulging pants. She would occasionally suppress laughter and pretend as if she was trying to stop herself from coughing.
Finally, when the man had had enough of her quizzical glances, he turned to her and said, "In case you're curious, it's the golf balls."
"Oh, you poor thing. I bet that hurts a whole lot worse than tennis elbow," replied the woman in a sympathetic tone.
Indeed, it's a lesson not to keep golf balls in your pants pockets!
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