Looking for the Mr Right in all the wrong places

Wheelchair Lover

A beautiful woman decides that she's had it with trying to find a decent man in a bar.So she takes out an ad in the paper that says she is seeking a mate who is loyal, rich and a good lover.

After a few days, her doorbell rings.  She opens the door and sees a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs.  He says, "I'm here about your ad."

Momentarily taken aback, she says, "Well, how do I know you're loyal?"

SOurce: Pixabay

SOurce: Pixabay

"Well, I saved my platoon from the VC in 'Nam.  That's where I lost my arms and legs," he replies.

"Well, how do I know you're rich?" she inquires.

"I make over $3 million a year.  I have my own software company. You can look at my bank statement," he continues.

Source: Pexels

Source: Pexels

Looking him over in his wheelchair, she demands, "Well, how do I know you're a good lover?"

He shrugs, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?" 

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