A young couple got married and went on a cruise for their honeymoon. When they got back home the bride immediately called her mom, who lived three hours away
"Well, darling," said her mom, "How was your honeymoon?"
"It was wonderful and so romantic. We had a great time," said the bride, "But as soon as we got home he started using really horrible language. Words I have never heard before. Really horrible four-letter words! You've got to come get me... Please."
"Darling," her mom said, "Calm down and tell me what could be so awful? What four-letter words?"
Then the bride started to cry over the telephone. She was too embarrassed to tell her mom about it.
"They are just too awful. Please come and get me!" begged the bride.
"But darling, what did he say? I'm your mother, you have to tell me what's troubling you," her mom insisted.
To which she replied, “Oh, Mama… Words like: Wash, Iron, Dust, Cook!"