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Elderly couple decides to finally get married and their first stop is the pharmacy

Rebelander Basilan
Aug 07, 2018
11:09 P.M.

Jacob, 92, and Rebecca, 89, decide to tie the knot and they are very excited.

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The loved-up couple goes for a stroll as they discuss their big day. On the way, Jacob and Rebecca pass a pharmacy.

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"Are you the owner?" Jacob asks the man behind the counter.

"Yes," the pharmacist responds.

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"We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" asks Jacob.

"Of course we do."

"How about medicine for circulation?"

The pharmacist answers: "All kinds."

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Jacob then asks if there's also medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis, to which the pharmacist replies: "Definitely."

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"How about Viagra?"

"Of course."

"Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"

"Yes, a large variety. The works."

"What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" Jacob asks.

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"Absolutely," the pharmacist replies.

"You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

"All speeds and sizes."

Then Jacob tells the pharmacist: "We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts, please."

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