Here’s a hilarious joke about a navy sailor that couldn’t find a place to sleep

Aug 23, 2018
07:31 A.M.

A sailor from the Navy had just arrived in a small town and was looking for a room to stay in for the night but found that he could not get an empty room on such short notice.


He pleaded with the manager of a hotel to help him as he did not have any place to stay and also that he could even make do with a bed, if not a room.

After some consideration, the manager admitted that there is a double room available which is occupied by a one man, an Air Force officer and said that he might be happy to divide the cost.

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But the manager also confessed to the Navy officer that the officer had a problem of snoring, and he snored so loudly that people in the neighboring rooms had complained in the past, adding that he was not sure if the situation would suit the Navy sailor.

The sailor, who was tired at the end of the day, was just thankful that he finally found a room to sleep that night and replied that he didn't mind the snoring at all, he would take the room.

Source: Freepik

Source: Freepik


Early next morning, the Navy sailor, looking cheerful and bright-eyed, came down for breakfast.

The manager of the hotel asked the sailor how his sleep was to which the sailor replied that he had never slept better.

Curious, the manager asked if he the sailor had faced any trouble from the Air Force man snoring.

The sailor replied that he had had absolutely no trouble at all. The sailor also added that he had silenced the guy who snored in no time.

Source: Freepik

Source: Freepik

Surprised, the manager asked how he had managed such a thing. The Navy sailor responded by saying that the Air Force person was already in bed, loudly snoring when he entered the room.


The sailor explained that just before he went to bed himself, he went over to the Air Force officer’s bed, kissed him on the cheek and said “Goodnight beautiful,” and the man, shocked, sat up the whole night just watching him.

Talking about smart thinking, here is a story about a 70-year-old widow. She wished to marry again and posted a very amusing and hilarious advertisement in the newspaper to speed up her search for a suitable groom.

The widow, who had remained single for quite some time, began her hunt for a new partner. She said that she wanted her partner to have some particular qualities and she believed that their relationship would fail if the man didn't have all those qualities.

Source: Freepik

Source: Freepik


“Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. All applicants, please apply in person,” the advertisement read.

The day after she had posted the advertisement, the doorbell rang at an odd hour, and when she opened the door, she had never expected to see the person who was standing outside her door. A grey-haired old gentleman sitting on a wheelchair had come knocking, and he had no arms or legs.

“You’re not really asking me to consider you, are you?” the widow asked. “Just look at you... you have no legs!” she said to the old man.

The old man smiled and said: “Therefore, I cannot run around on you!” She responded saying that he did not have any arms either.

Again, the old man smiled. “Therefore, I can never beat you!” he said. She raised an eyebrow and asked intently: “Are you still good in bed?”

The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and replied: “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”

Source: Bored Daddy

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