These lighthearted stories about people’s religious beliefs are sure to tickle everyone’s funny bone.
Once a preacher, lying on his deathbed, invited his doctor and his lawyer into this chamber. As soon as he summoned them, they arrived anticipating the final message from him.
When they entered the room, the preacher asked them to sit on either side of his bed. When they obeyed, he held each other their hands and went quiet.
Both the lawyer and the doctor waited a while for the preacher to make any move, but he did not seem to be in any kind of a rush.
After a long time, the doctor finally stirred. “You don’t have a long time on this earth, Reverend. Why not tell us why you have invited us in?”
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The old preacher moved his lips with much difficulty and said, “Well, Jesus died between two thieves and that’s the way I want to go too.”
In another story, there was a line of children in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school during lunchtime.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. One of the nuns decided to make a note to ensure that each child would take only one apple.
She wrote on this note, ‘Take only one. God is watching.’
The children went along the line at the other end of the table, where there was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
One of the children made his own note for that particular dish. He wrote, ‘Take all you want. God is watching the apples.’
Another hilarious story is about a devout Catholic named Maria, who got married and had 15 children. After her husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children.
However, a few weeks after her second marriage, her new husband also passed away. Eventually, Maria herself passed away too.
At Maria’s funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, “At last, they’re finally together.”
Maria’s sister sitting in the front row asked, “Do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?”
The priest replied, “I mean her legs.”
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