Old man tells his doctor that his 20-year-old wife is pregnant

Here’s a hilarious story of an old man ecstatic to find out that his 20-year-old wife was pregnant.

The 86-year-old man was excited to tell his doctor that he has impregnated his much younger wife.

Here’s how their conversation goes…

Asked by the doctor about how he was feeling, the 86-year-old said, “Things are great, and I’ve never felt better! I now have a 20-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that, doc?”

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The doctor considered the question for a minute, and then began to tell a story.

“I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.”

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“As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water’s edge. He realized he left his gun at home, and so, he couldn’t shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it was his favorite hunting rifle, and yelled ‘bang bang’. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell dead.”

“Now, what do you think of that?” asked the doctor.

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The 86-year-old replied, “Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a few rounds into that beaver.”

The doctor replied, “My point exactly.”

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Reading a humorous story like this one is always fun and will definitely brighten up our day.

Another story that will make you laugh is about the teacher who gets frustrated when her student kept giving stupid answers to an easy question.

However, she wasn't ready for his last reply. Read the story below.

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"If I gave you two cats and another two cats and then another two, how many would you have?” the teacher asked a student named Johnny.

"Seven!" he answered.

"No no, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”

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Johnny then repeated his answer to her question.

Got frustrated, the teacher rubbed her temples and took a deep breath.

“Come on Johnny, you’re better than this. Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”


With a smile, the teacher said, "Good. Now, if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and then another two, how many would you have?”

"Seven!” he replied.

"Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?”

"Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!”

Please don’t forget to share these stories with your family and friends if these make you laugh.

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